1. Real conversation that happened yesterday re: David Backham's underwear line

    1. Me: God he looks so sexy
    2. Friend: Are those tattoos real?
    3. Me: Yup. So sexy.
    4. Friend: They look photoshopped.
    5. Me: Dude, they look hot.
    6. Friend: they totally looked like they photoshopped him.
    7. Me: I'd Photoshop him into my pants.
    8. Entire room: ....
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    15. ...
    16. Me: what?
     
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  3. hailtheviking:

    roughlandingg:

    …Still want some birthday sex…

    I wonder who’s the lucky girl or girls who will do the honor?  Because he’s definitely getting birthday sex ;)

    I would gladly volunteer for this position(s).
     
  4. skarsgardnews:

    Team Eric has nothin’ on Team Lyle. Just sayin’.

    It’s safe to say, my loins, they are a-throbbin’. If I wasn’t at work, fappity fapfapfap, js.